I got hacked!! I got hacked! Those… those… unmentionables! I cannot believe it. Some Portugese, Argentinian prats. I tried to BabelFish it, but it didn’t manage to translate all of it, to any extent that I could understand. I refuse to say what was on it, because that just gives them more publicity.Â
Argh! I cannot believe I got hacked!Â
 And like they would have got any publicity from my site anyway.
 And I would like to say a great big THANKS to Dave The Man, who got me un-hacked and cleared all the spam comments from the site too. Yay!
Randomly Yours, Alex 
Those scumbags
That was James commenting, not me. He logged in as me to help try and get rid of spammer comments. He’s so nice.