Author Archive: Alex

Emperor, by Conn Iggulden

So the bro-in-law gave me the second of these for Christmas, because he thought it looked good but couldn’t find the first.  I eventually got the first, and read it – and it’s good.  It’s an historical fiction go at Julius Caesar.  There’s enough lee-way in what’s not known about him, especially in his early life, that I guess you can get away with some playing around.  There are a few bits that I didn’t approve of – a few bits of poetic licence that I didn’t think were necessary, like Octavian being his cousin instead of grand-nephew.  However, if I mostly ignore that it’s meant to be historical, it’s a great story.  He’s a good writer – spins a good yarn – and I’m definitely going to be finding the next one.  I really, really liked the way he didn’t reveal Marcus’ full identity until the last page of the first book!  So clever.

Stargate series 2

So we watched almost all of series 2 over the last couple of days.  We’re getting quite a reputation with the people we’re borrowing from – I think because they, and the other people they lend them to, all have kids.  It certainly makes a difference to be able to watch it for the entire day, if we choose to.

And it was good.  Well, there were a couple of dumb episodes – Teal’c and his family, blah blah.  But the one where O’Neill and Teal’c switch minds – priceless!  Shows Christopher Judge isn’t as bad an actor as he seems, just playing the character.

Two excellent parodies

Pink’s “Stupid Girl” – so funny – I nearly fell off my chair at the imitation of Jessica Simpson.*

Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Danu California” – I’d never thought of them as a band likely to do parodies, but they’re fantastic!  There are a couple of bands I can’t quite pick, but most of them I can.  Plus it’s a great song, too.

*My main experience of the original film clip was on a bus full of 14 and 15 year old boys, who were all very excited at seeing this clip on the TV up the front – and they pretty much all went quiet at the Car Washing Bikini scene.

Year of the Classics

I’ve decided this should be my Year for the Reading of the Gothic Classics.  I was watching Van Helsing the other day with my “I’ve studied Gothic novels” mother, who was disapproving that I have read none.  So the list contains:

Frankenstein

Dracula

Northanger Abbey

The Monk

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

… I think there were others, but that will do for now.  I also wonder if I should reallymake good my classicist pretenstions, and read some classic classics too – starting with Metamorphoses.  At least I have read Apollonius of Rhodes’ Argo, and Iliad and Odyssey; that makes the classic classics not such a huge job.

Colombians

My dropsy Colombian tetra died over the weekend.  I guess it wasn’t a surprise.  I think the dropsy glowlight tetra is still alive, although I haven’t really looked closely lately.

The angels had more eggs last week; they were opaque, and were gone in a day.  I wonder if they have just started on a breeding pattern and will continue doing so, even though – as seems likely – the conditions are no longer optimal for their development.  Shame; I was rather looking forward to having some angel babies actually surviving.

Blade (again)

We finished the Blade trilogy last night – it was, of course, great (again).  Even Jessica Biel is quite good.  I love Kris Kristofferson’s hair.  And Wesley Snipes is just brilliant.  I am glad they didn’t go with the alternate ending though…

Blade

We are re-watching Blade.  It is too cool.  The opening sequence may well be one of the most dsigusting I have ever seen.  And Blade simply kicks Selene’s backside, with both hands behind his back.  =]

No angel babies

First there were eggs, looking fine.  Then the next day, when they go opaque.  Then… nothing.  No more eggs!  I think the angels have decided it’s too hard to be parents.

 Everyone else seems to be doing ok.  And, of course, the plant is going mad.

William the Conqueror

I finally, finally finished the biography of William I have been reading for weeks!  It’s not that it was that boring, it was just so detail-heavy that it took me forever.  By David Douglas, it’s from the ’60s I think, so I wonder if there are any parts of it that have been superceded with new research – I picked upa  few bits that disagreed with 1066:  Year of the Three Battles, so that was interesting.  It was something of a panegyric; he clearly thinks William is a hero.  There is almost no detail about the Harrowing of the North, which I was disappointed by.  There was also very little about his queen, Matilda.  Nonetheless, it was an entertaining and thought-provoking book, and I feel a bit more prepared to discuss the man with my kiddies.

Jim Henson's Storyteller

Jim Henson’s Storyteller series is great.  I bought the Greek Myths series today:  Daedalus, Orpheus, Perseus, and Theseus.  Michael Gambon is great as the storyteller, and Brian Henson is funny as The Dog.  My favourite is Theseus, because he is a horrid character – broken promises litter the plot.  But Ariadne is glorious.  Medusa, too, in Perseus is captivating – she was great, and almost (but not quite) sympathetic.  I’m looking forward to using it with my kiddies.