From my life, that is. Until now.
Now that I am 15 minutes into Barbarella, I realise that there had previously been a gaping hole in my life. No longer! Filled with Jane Fonda, hairy wallpaper, Jane Fonda’s boobs, a lot of plastic and the knowledge that Duran Duran is the name of a character in the movie. Which makes them even more screwy than I previously thought.
Oh, and now there are nasty biting dolls after Our Heroine. Hmm, an excuse to remove more of Jane’s clothing, clearly.
I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch the whole thing, to be honest.
Randomly Yours, Alex 
Comments seem to be going missing. I know I hit APPROVE on a comment from Kate: “Biting dolls? Drat.”
To which my reply is: yeh, but these are even pre-Chucky biting dolls, and they were really bad. If *you* come up with biting dolls, they’ll make a lot more sense. Trust me. Yours will also be scarier.