This is probably one of the funniest blogs I’ve ever, ever come across:

http://thepastrypirate.blogspot.com/

Read it.  I have seriously been laughing out loud. 

Pastry!  Piratical overtones!  Chef costumes that don’t fit women!  And more!!

**Much later edit: the Pasty Pirate has decided to pull in to the dry docks, perhaps forever. Apparently she discovered that, potenitally, one of her chef-teachers was reading her blog – and, in case she ever had a bad experience, she has pulled the entire thing. And I mean totally; she has deleted all of her old posts and everything. I guess I understand (there are definitely people I would not like to have read this), but it still seems very sad!