I only realised tonight that Grammy was short for gramaphone. So I’m a bit slow – whatever.

One person of the show shown on TV has thanked God so far. And counting.

The Gorillaz opened the show. Once again, however they are projected, it’s very clever – Madonna came on and ‘performed’ with them for a minute or so, and she actually walked behind one of them, which was very impressive.

And David Bowie got a Lifetime Acheivement Award. About damn time.