Die Hard

I don’t remember the first time I watched this film. I don’t know how many time I’ve watched it, either. A lot. (Although not as many as my BIL who firmly believes in “Die Hard is a Christmas movie.”

  • Our introduction to John McClane is through his faults: not enjoying plane travel. Fear – but also carrying a gun. 
  • Middle of the airport and he lights a cigarette? What a time. 
  • The introduction of Holly is fantastic – dealing with Ellis the idiot coworker, clearly a boss, also a loving mother. 
  • I like Argyle a lot. He’s a stereotype of course – the young mouthy black guy, listening to his rap music – but I still believe that he rises above the stereotype. Could just be that I am accustomed to him. 
  • Touch screen! So fancy. Unlike McClane’s reaction to Holly using a different name… 
  • By golly I loathe Ellis. The epitome of 80s corporate douche. 
  • I really like the dynamic of John and Holly. They’re in a difficult position personally, maritally, emotionally. I like that we land in the middle of ongoing arguments, and what it shows about each of them. Also that John beats himself up over it a bit. 
  • Also? John is not ripped. He’s no slob, but he’s no Arnie either. I prefer this era. 
  • The misdirect of the villains entering the reception is magnificent. 
  • I adore Alan Rickman’s entrance. 
  • Gasp! Villains are not speaking English! (At least they’re not Arabic or Russian?) 
  • I will neither confirm nor deny that I have made fists with my toes after a plane trip. 
  • Hans is sublime. The little black book, the impeccable suit. And of course, the English accent when that was still a Hollywood trope for a villain.
  • Was it a reasonable assumption, in 1988, that Hans et al were terrorists? Since that is what Mr Takagi assumes. I don’t feel like there’s been any real indications of that – but maybe that’s my having seen it very many times. 
  • John has an emotional reaction to the killing! and makes a noise! So, quite different from other action-man types. And his first instinct is to get help in the form of firefighters – rather that going it all alone – but that doesn’t work. AND his first fight is intended initially to disable, rather than kill. 
  • Karl has already been shown to be a brute and a bit out of control, what with the chainsaw and the electrical cables. But Hans? Hans can still control him. 
  • The introduction of Al is a nice play on stereotypes: the fat black cop buying snacks – “for my wife; she’s pregnant” – although of course we have no idea whether he really is just a plod or not. 
  • Shows like this always make me think about the guts of buildings and how much we don’t usually pay attention to that. 
  • I enjoy how John gets more and more dishevelled over the course of the film. 
  • “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs… “
  • Poor Al didn’t deserve to have a body land on his car. 
  • I am fascinated by the narrative choice to give us so much insight into Hans’ plans – that he expected, indeed needed, police intervention, and so on. 
  • The media interlude is… weird. Why do we suddenly have a rogue reporter arguing with his network? Seems like an unnecessary addition to the narrative. 
  • “Enough plastic explosives to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger” – it’s only 1988 and Arnie is already being referenced. 
  • Holly’s early interaction with Hans is perfection. 
  • 1988 is such a different time in terms of dealing with suspected terrorism. The response of the police boss on-site is wild – the fact that he’s allowed to be making that decision! And Al and John both know it’s terrible, showing that they are the smart ones. 
  •  Ellis’ cocaine-fuelled greed-is-good attempt at negotiation always makes me want to punch something. 
  • … I have just realised that Al is the Sam Gamgee of the film. 
  • The way Hans manipulates the police expectations of terrorists… so clever. 
  • Ah, Agents Johnson. More fabulous stereotypes. 
  • I love the melodrama of Hans pretending not to be Hans. And his accent is hilarious. 
  • It’s hard to express how much I loathe the reporter and his approach to the McClane household. The reporter is more loathsome than Hans. 
  • Even when I recognise a trope like “the hero is wounded and we’re not sure if he can continue,” I still enjoy and appreciate it, especially here: pulling glass out of your foot, being exhausted – Willis plays it so well. 
  • Al’s tragic background… I mean, I get its copaganda, but it’s still touching. 
  • The irony of “Ode to Joy” as the vault opens – for the villains – is magnificent. 
  • This film does not love the FBI. 
  • Jumping off the roof, attached to the fire hose? Iconic. 
  • It’s such a great use of Argyle and his limo. 
  • This is 5 years after Wrath of Khan. Do we think “HAAAANS” is modelled after “KHAAAAAN”? 
  • The watch! 
  • Hans’ face, as he falls, is truly THE scene. 
  • Naw, the bromance of John and Al. Adorable. 
  • … and the resurrection of Karl is so unexpected. Does Al need this sort of violent redemption? I personally don’t think so, but then I’m not an American living in the 1980s. 
  • Holly punching the reporter, though, is basically justified. 

His only contribution: hey. the villains’ theme is “Ode to Joy”!

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