House actually is Holmes, for a new generation:

1. Drug habit
2. Musical
3. Sidekicks
4. Obscure to the point of nonsense until all is revealed
5. Solving mysteries

Just what the world needs: yet another musical James Morrison. There was a poster up at Borders advertising some new dude who apparently went to #1 in the UK.

J could only think of the trumpeter. Of course. He also claims that Jim Morrison doesn’t count, because he wasn’t known as James. Pft.